- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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