- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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