- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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