Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

poopy is poopy

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

I am very humble.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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