- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Who is John Galt?

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Vote this down and get DOXED

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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