To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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