- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Your future.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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