- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Lil Wayne

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

A French man gets into a fight

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

fish fishy caoimhin

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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