Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Women's rights.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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