When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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8--------------------- penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Jovan

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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I had a submarine.... once

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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Women's rights

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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