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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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