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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

One time I walked into a fat kid..

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Chick Norris... Enough said

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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