- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

sfdg

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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