- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

i have a christmas tree.

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