What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

My three children are three big mistakes.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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