- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Whats white? A fridge

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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