Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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