What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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