- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

a black guy hates chicken.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

YOU

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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