- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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