Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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