what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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