- Anti Joke

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve