What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

women rights

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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