What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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for keeps?

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Sarah Palin

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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