- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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