What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

a pornstar comes early to a party

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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