- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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Your gay

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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