- Anti Joke

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

I need to start studying.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

You all have Aids

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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