How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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Y u do dis?

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