What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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8--------------------- penis

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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