You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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