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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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