when debbie meets downer

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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