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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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