- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

I need to start studying.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

When is a door not a door? Never.

Ain't idn't a word.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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