tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

noah is a scrub jungle

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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