Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Guess what? AIDS!

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Neither have I

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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