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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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