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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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