Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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