- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Your mom went to college

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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