A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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