- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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