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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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knock knock whos their a person

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Cinema greatest shit final, anime and videogames dont translate well into movies edition: One day... a young man named Tyler Reed, is chased by the notorious bully named Peter Ganondorf... Just then... he coincidentally utters "I AM THE LINK!" And a great lightning bolt strikes him... Tyler Becomes THE LINK! As for Peter Ganondorf... he became a pile of burning ashes... But Just then THE LINK, gets contacted by Jessica Fairy! And receives a important message... The evil Dr.Bullshitious has destroyed the connection without earth and planet Zelda! And that is bad... BECAUSE! Can Tyler Reed use his powers of lightning fast flight, and collect the TWO pieces of the mystic "triforce" to earn the ultimate weapon? The Master gun! Most importantly, can he become THE LINK between Planet Zelda and Earth? *Shows random shots that you cant make shit of like those movies you know suck just from the narration* ZELDA: THE LINK TO PLANET EVOLUTION! Moral: Still better than Dragon Ball Evolution...

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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gay porn...

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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8=> >->-o

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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THE END.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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