whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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