- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

shut up kobe!

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Dude man, I'm high...

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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