- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Dude man, I'm high...

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

There was an american man on the way to work.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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