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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

What? Yes.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

This sentence is a lie.

Asians

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.