- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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