Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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boys

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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