whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Women's Rights

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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