Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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knock knock who's there? hope

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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