- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Cows are land manatees.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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