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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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