knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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