- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Roses are red, Violets are violet

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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