What do you call your mom? Mom

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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