- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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