- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

sorry son your nanas been put down

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