Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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im at school

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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