You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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What do you call a black man? A person

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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Nah

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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I grunt when I poop.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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