Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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