"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

black people

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

No soap radio

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

where is the world?

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

One time I walked into a fat kid..

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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