- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Penis chickens

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

You know whats better than 24? 25

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Whats In My Trash? Bears

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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