- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Why? Why Not?

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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