Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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gay pom...

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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