- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's blue? The sky.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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