Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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the game

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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