why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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