- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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