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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

Justin Bieber.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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