Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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