What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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field day?

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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knock knock There's no door

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Refrigerator

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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