- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Face Hunter is scum

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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