What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Chuck Norris Dies.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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