How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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i love to lick...

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