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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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