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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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