- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

go F*** yourself

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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