- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Arrow in the Knee!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

The Holocaust

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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