Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Poop!!

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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