- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

White men's rights

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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