- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

what's black and can't swim?

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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