- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Knock knock Shut up

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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