Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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