- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

autsim

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Ben Corbishley

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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