A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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7+5=12

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Women's Rights

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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Asians

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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www.xnxx.com

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