- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Once there was a girl named Andrea

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

snooki

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

My dad

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Women's rights...

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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