The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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