roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Ian's mind Elevator music

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

troll----> hahaha---->

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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