What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What black and has children A black man

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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