Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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This is an anti joke

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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vaginas

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im at school

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Hello

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