- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

What is more worse than death? Death

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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