Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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THE GAME

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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