Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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