nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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