- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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