- Anti Joke

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Your mom is so old she died

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.