Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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black people

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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