So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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