Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Anti-jokes are funny.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

John Cena for president

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Barack Obama

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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