What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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