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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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