What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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