- Anti Joke

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

So does Blake

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.