- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

THe Election

Not a joke.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

smell the vitamin C

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...