You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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brittney griner

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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