- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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what do gay people eat?? food

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

A woman wears a dress.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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