- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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