- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

School

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Because she has down's syndrome

If i open this door you can go trough it

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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