What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Stop Iran! We need the money.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What black and has children A black man

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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