- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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