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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

1+1=2

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home