Okay, after this one then...

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

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