- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

why was the man sad? his wife died

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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