- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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