.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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