- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

Politics

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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