Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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watch me nae nae

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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gay pom...

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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