Stop driving smart cars you fags

There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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