- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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