A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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