- Anti Joke

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

69 Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

I'm HIV positive.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

you are a åsshole :)

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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Hi, my name is Jake.