Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Homonyms should be band.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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