whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

wanna here a joke? you.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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