The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Ain't idn't a word.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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A person from Singapore eats

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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What the hell are you doing?

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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