What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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