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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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