- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Hi, my name is Jake.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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