"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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where is the world?

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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No soap radio

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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