Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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A sober Irish individual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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