What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

People...

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

masturbating on a tarc bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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