why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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