why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Latvia isn't a joke

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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