- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

And Stephen Hawking said.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

Today is March 22.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

I bet you read this. Told ya.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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