The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

What do you call your mom? Mom

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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