Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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2 Penises

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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An Artic Storm.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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im not food

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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