- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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