- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

What's a joke? Funny

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

Where's my tractor?

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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