cliché rebecca black joke.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

whats 2+2? 4

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

What do you call your mom? Mom

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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