- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

Buzi vagy!

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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