why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

long in the tooth!

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Yock

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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