- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

Getting up for a black person on a buss

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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