your mom gave me head.....phones

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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CAS

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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