- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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