- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Guess what? The Game.

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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