- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Why did the man die? He was old.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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