There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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The GOV and the WHO?

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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