Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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so how about that irline food

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Vote this up

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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