I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Internet Explorer

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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