What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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My name is Jeff

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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