if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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