What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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Justin Bieber.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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