- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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