why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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