- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Where's the dick??? east

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

A kid has no friends.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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