What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Nick Cannon

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

penis?

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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