- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

a jew walks out of a furnace

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

i had sex.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

An irish man walks out of a bar

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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