- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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