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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

I regret everything.....

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Women can vote? WTF

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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