Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Cleveland winning something

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

NAACP

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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