If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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A sober Irish individual.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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