- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

I regret everything.....

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Coldpaly is a good band

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

go F*** yourself

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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