What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

A sober Irish individual.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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