- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

I was once a hamster.

Poop.

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