Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Cliterus

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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