So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Guess what? AIDS!

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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shut up kobe!

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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