What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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Feminism

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A man makes a sandwich.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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