Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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