Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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belly button

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My mum is called Steve

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Well, there's one way...

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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Diarrhea

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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