Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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