What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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long in the tooth!

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Anti Joke

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