- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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