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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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