- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

What's clear and wet? water

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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