- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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