- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

4-4-2

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

I dont have a girlfriend

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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