Punching a baby

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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have safe sex

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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7+5=12

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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