New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

what tall and looks like a jew?

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What? Yes.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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