- Anti Joke

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.