- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

What's a joke? Funny

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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