What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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OOOOPPS /

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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balls

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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