- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

I dont have a girlfriend

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

whats 2+2 equal? 4

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Invisible Children Foundation.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

The Joke Below

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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