- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Wright flyer

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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