- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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