A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

black people

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Guess what What

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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