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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

What's green and blue? yellow

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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