- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Sarah Palin

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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