- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

rocky is staring at us from outside...

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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