The Moon Landing.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

all jokes aside...

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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