1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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rocky is here again.......................

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Smelly Indians.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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