- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

why is pie good. because it just is.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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