The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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breasts

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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KONY 2012

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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