A man buys a prius

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Why did the

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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roy g biv

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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i like men but im not gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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