- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

a woman votes!

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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