Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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