Do you like fishsticks No

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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