Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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David Cameron

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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