- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

2 + 2 = 4

What do you call a black man? Black

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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