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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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Women's Rights.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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The Female Orgasm

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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