What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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Rick Santorum 2012

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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A person from Singapore eats

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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