- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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