i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

Elizabeth Warren

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

What is long and black? The line at KFC

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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