- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Elizabeth Warren

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

I woke up today

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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