- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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