- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

A kid has no friends.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Of course, first door on your left

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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