A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Wright flyer

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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