Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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Misner is a twat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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