- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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