- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

why is pie good. because it just is.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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