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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

so the weather's nice...

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

this is stupid .... yep

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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