Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

I have a gay camel

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Rebecca Black's career.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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