- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Winter

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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