knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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