- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

Davey Peterson.

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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