- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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