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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

School

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

I LIKE TRAINS

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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