- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Face...the other white meat!

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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