Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Who is it?

what did one computer say to the other .........

a pornstar comes early to a party

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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