Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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