What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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