- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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