- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

BOTTOM!!!

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

What's 9 + 10 19

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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