1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Who is it?

a pornstar comes early to a party

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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