- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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