Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

what's worse then a blowjob?

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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