A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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The WPGA tour

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Fat people

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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guess what chicken butt

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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