how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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Black people

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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