- Anti Joke

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.