What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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