what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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