- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Women can vote? WTF

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

tommy is retared

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

THE END.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

I regret everything.....

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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