What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

Womans baksetball...

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

stuarts mum

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

weston cage

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

derp

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