- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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