What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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