A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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hi

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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