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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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