What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Hi what I lug you

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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Sixty... eight

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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I have a gay camel

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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I grunt when I poop.

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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