19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Asian women drivers...

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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