- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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