An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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