What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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