- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women drivers...

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

Testicles.

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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