What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Bags of delicious poop.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

No your aunties a joke

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Who is John Galt?

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Anti Joke

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