- Anti Joke

I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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