why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

Badabing.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Wait what? I did not type that!

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Donald Trump

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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