Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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what is the color of a burp burple

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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