What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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