- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Reverse psychology never fails.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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