- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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