What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Justin Bieber

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

A French man gets into a fight

Chuck norris

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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