Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

cats are pussies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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