- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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